|If this isn't love, I don't know what is|
- The most powerful kinds of guns are nuclear steam guns. These are apparently really, really powerful. Like one hundred times powerful.
- To load a nuclear steam gun, you just grab some atoms and pour them in. Like in a BB gun. This is apparently safe and will not result in hand cancer.
- Finch (Finn's imaginary nickname) means King of the Finns. In the same way that Tyrannosaurus Rex means King of the Tyrant Lizards. I'm no etymology expert, so I'm just going to have to trust him on this one.
- You can tell the name of the football team just by looking at the pictures on their helmets. It never fails; you really can't go wrong. Finn was most excited by the Magnets v Woodpeckers game on Sunday.
Unfortunately, the 97 lb. Russian girl in the pretty sequined dress never laid a hit on anyone and so we eventually changed the channel so we could watch the Green Footballs take on the Pelicans.
I can't wait until next Sunday.