Le gourmand

Now that we've got the sleeping & eating thing down, the next skill for the Ninja to master is eating. As you can see in this movie, he's definitely better at being cute than he is at getting food in his mouth.

This is totally fine, of course. Any homely loser can eat (see: Daddy), but cuteness will bring the world to your doorstep (see: Mommy, Derek Jeter, Bret Michaels).

Unfortunately lately, the cuteness while eating seems to be harder and harder to come by...

To be continued