Sunday, January 19, 2014


Check this out!  Edie found a new toothing toy under the fridge:

Yes, that is definitely a piece of glass.  Removed from my child's mouth.  The Christmas Chili Vase - the gift that keeps on giving.

And lest you think that this makes us bad parents, answer me this:  would bad parents spend so much time discussing which boozy drinks they were going to order at the Crawfish House that they neglect to notice that they hadn't strapped their child into her highchair and that she now fully slid through it, such that she was being suspended only by her little-bitty chin and her tiny tippy-toes, with only the top of her head visible above the table?

As the people looking on in abject horror from the adjoining table can confirm:   Yes.  Yes, they would.

I'm getting too old for this.

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