I'm about a week late, but please join me in welcoming Finn's newest cousin, Josephine Finn Bainer, to the Ninjaverse. Josie arrived last week after what must have been an absolutely brutal seven minute labor.
Don't worry, Nicole & Keith, we all pay in the end. You may think you got off easy on the entry, but let's see how the next 18 years play out.
Welcome Josie! Finn looks forward to teaching you all about the Yankees and their inherent superiority to that baseball team from Boston that your father roots for.