Worst. Ninjas. Ever.

Only in New Jersey:

Two “modern day Ninjas” calling themselves Shinobi Warriors on a quest to rid the area of drug users and drug dealers have been put out of business by police.

Tadieusz Tertkiewicz, 20 (left), and Jesse Trojaniak, 19

Officer before dawn yesterday approached a car parked in the left lane of Route 46 east and found two Clifton men dressed in black claiming to be Ninjas.

The men were wearing tactical vests and armed with knives in sheaths at their waists along with Ninja throwing knives, Chinese throwing stars, four-pointed tacks, swords, bows and arrows and nunchucks, said Detective Capt. Robert Rowan.

Jesse Trojaniak, 19, and Tadieusz Tertkiewicz, 20, told police they were “modern day Ninjas” also called Shinobi Warriors on their way to deliver warning letters to known drug dealers and drug users to stop their “impure” activities.

I'm pretty sure that Finn could have done a better job at ninja-ing than these guys, and he's four months old. Letters are for wussies. Ninjas don't write letters, they flip out and kill people. Everyone knows that.

Here's a pic of the real Ninja taking out a suspected milk dealer. She doesn't stand a chance.