TWHS: Parcipitate!

Parcipitate (v): The act of watching Mommy read stories to Finn, typically performed by Daddy.

Used in context:

Daddy: Come on up and I'll read you a story.

Finn: I don't want you to read me a story. I want Mommy to do it.

Daddy: Come on, I want to read to you.

Finn: No, you sit over there (points to corner) and Mommy reads.

Daddy: But I want to participate!

Finn: Parcipitate!

Truthfully, I'm just happy to be on the team. Even if I do spend most of my time on the bench.

I'll happily accept my purple "Parcipitant" ribbon.